wait what you can change your name on DA now? Why wasn't there a SYSTEM-WIDE ANNOUNCEMENT? Why did I not see this in my message center instead of this HOT TOPIC about robot/human overlap?

Oh god I can FINALLY stop using a name I stopped using about two years after I got an account on DA. I kept on being almost on the VERGE of starting a new account and just posting stuff to it but it was never quite worth the hassle. BUT A NAME CHANGE IS WORTH EIGHT BUCKS.

Happy day.